Beneath the Peridot Fog

dusk-cipher:

cute names to call your significant other:

  • legs fo days
  • arms fo minz
  • george fo days
  • Nick Trickle
  • dickus erectus boneritus
  • Clyde n’ Slyde
  • Gentle Genus
  • Ridin fo DAYZ (DIRTY)
  • Sexy Pizza ASS
  • ^Carrot
To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

i was being all productive and shit and putting away laundry and then all of a sudden buzz buzz motherfucker

and now i don’t feel like doing anything except sitting on tumblr trying to forget the fear that’s paralyzing me

way to go hornets

way to ruin my laundry

"THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM." -THE HORNET

APPARENTLY NOT CUZ THERE’S A BUNCH OF THEM STORMING AROUND OUTSIDE THE WINDOW

I’M STARTING TO WORRY I’M GONNA BE DEALING WITH A MEGA-HORNET-TRANSFORMER-FUCKER

I really appreciate both of you guys’s unwavering faith in my abilities

no but really I can’t tell whether it’s hiding or found its way back out or what and I’m thinking about just sleeping in the car tonight

goddamm fucking curtains i can’t tell whether the hornet is still int he room or not

comradejonmcfly:

This video is so perfect i love it.

And the fact people are bitching and whining over it just proves its point even more.

damn-you-banana-man:

gothstoner:

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

im deleting

I’m so upset. I’m sending this to everyone I know.

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)