cute names to call your significant other:
- legs fo days
- arms fo minz
- george fo days
- Nick Trickle
- dickus erectus boneritus
- Clyde n’ Slyde
- Gentle Genus
- Ridin fo DAYZ (DIRTY)
- Sexy Pizza ASS
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
i was being all productive and shit and putting away laundry and then all of a sudden buzz buzz motherfucker
and now i don’t feel like doing anything except sitting on tumblr trying to forget the fear that’s paralyzing me
way to go hornets
way to ruin my laundry
APPARENTLY NOT CUZ THERE’S A BUNCH OF THEM STORMING AROUND OUTSIDE THE WINDOW
I’M STARTING TO WORRY I’M GONNA BE DEALING WITH A MEGA-HORNET-TRANSFORMER-FUCKER
I really appreciate both of you guys’s unwavering faith in my abilities
no but really I can’t tell whether it’s hiding or found its way back out or what and I’m thinking about just sleeping in the car tonight
This video is so perfect i love it.
And the fact people are bitching and whining over it just proves its point even more.
my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning
I’m so upset. I’m sending this to everyone I know.
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post
How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog